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The Globe Weekly News WORLD OF ENTERTAINMENT, TV & CINEMA THIS YEAR International Edition


Front Page I Political & Social Analyses I Breaking News: USA, World, Europe, Middle East I Politics I Last Minute International News I Issues of the Hour I Entertainment I Cinema I World of Cinema & Entertainment this Year I Music: CDs I World of Music this Year I Arts I Television I People I People with an Attitude I Society I Lifestyle I Culture I Books I Travel I Commentaries I Articles I Gossips I Personal History I Newsmakers I Consumers I Work I Business I Family I Parenting I Health I Around the world I Woman's world I Beauty I Fashion I Style I The Grapevine I Opinions I Viewpoints I Stars. Celebrities I Spotlight I Unusual & Strange World I Studies: Islam I History. Civilization: Iraq I Societies. Social Systems I In-Depth Articles I Contact I Liens inclus I Liens de valeur I
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OF ENTERTAINMENT TV AND CINEMA THIS YEARBy Maximillien de Lafayette Continues on Next Page

PART ONE: Part 1
1-A
GLANCE AT THE MOVIES OF THE YEAR
2-THE
FULL LENGTH ANIMATED
3-MOVIE
REVIVAL OF DYING GENRES 4-FILM
TOP 10 AND TURKEY OF THE YEAR
5-COMEDY OF THE YEAR
6-THE
MOST TALKED TV FILM PROGRAMS
7-COMEDY
TOP 10 AND TURKEY OF THE YEAR
8-TELEVISION
FILMS OF THE YEAR
9-DOCUMENTARIES
BEAT DRAMA IN THE RATING
10-TV
Top 10
1-CINEMA
HEADLINERS OF THE YEAR
PART FOUR : CANNES FILM FESTIVAL Part 4
1-WORLD'S MAJOR FILM FESTIVALS 2-Feature Films In Competition 3-Feature Films Out of Competition 4-Short Films 5-Caméra d'Or 6-Un Certain Regard 7-Cinéfondati 8-The Winners 9-Top prize reflects clash of French vs. foreign sensibilities 10-HIERARCHY AMONG RED-CARPET GUESTS 11-IN GENERAL, FILMS WITH COMIC ELEMENTS DO NOT WIN PRIZES 12-THE GLAMOUR AND STARS OF CANNES 13- CANNES JURY 14-CANNES HEADACHES AND CONTROVERSIES 15-POLITICS AT CANNES FESTIVAL 16-MADE IN BRITAIN FOR CANNES
PART
FIVE
Part
5
1-GOLDEN GLOBES 2-RETURN OF THE KING WINS BEST PICTURE 3-MURRAY DRYLY MOCKS HOLLYWOOD AWARD SPEECHES 4-MERYL STREEP AND AL PACINO GET BEST TV MOVIE LEAD PERFORMERS HONORS
PART SIX: THE GOLDEN GLOBES & THE OSCARS Part 6
1-MICHAEL
DOUGLAS RECEIVES THE HONORARY CECIL B. DeVille AWARD
2-Stars
Play it Safe With Blooming Spring Colors
3-Mystic
River, Cold Mountain, Lost In Translation among top nominees










1-SAGS 2-THERON AND DEPP TAKE THE SCREEN ACTOR GUILD AWARDS 3-TIM ROBBINS WON SUPPORTING ACTOR AWARD 4-ZELLWEGER WON THE LEAD ACTRESS AWARD 5-GUILD'S TV AWARDS 6-INSIDE THE SAGS
PART EIGHT Part 8
1-TELEVISION: EMMY AWARD 2-Ellen DeGeneres captures the Daytime Emmy for talk show 3-BRADY: BEST TALK SHOW HOST
PART NINE: BRITAIN'S SOAP OPERA AWARDS Part 9
PART TEN: CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES AND HEATED DEBATES OF THE YEAR Part 10
PART ELEVEN: THE MOTION PICTURES GRAPEVINE Part 11
PART TWELVE: BOX OFFICE TOP EARNINGS Part 12
PART THIRTEEN: HOT TALKS OF THE YEAR Part 13
PART FOURTEEN
1-
THE INDIVIDUAL WORKS 2-Roman Polanski: Film's dark prince Part 143-GODDARD: THE SUBLIME KINETIC EXPERIENCE Part 14
PART FIFTEEN: THE HOLLYWOOD FILE: THE MEGA DOLLAR WOMEN. THE MOST EXPENSIVE STARS IN HOLLYWOOD Part 15
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REVIEWS AND RATING PART ONE: A GLANCE AT THE MOVIES OF THE YEAR
NOT A GOOD YEAR FOR ESTABLISHED FILM
DIRECTORS. This was
not a good year for established directors. Steven Spielberg's comedy
Catch Me If You Can was lightweight and forgettable. Martin Scorsese's
Gangs of New York was intermittently impressive but did not live up
to the immense expectations it created. James Ivory's The Divorce was
a tired exercise. Brian De Palma's erotic thriller Femme Fatale was
enjoyable in a mindless way but suffered the fate of going straight to
video. Ang Lee's Hulk, Alan Parker's Life of David Gale and
Lawrence Kasdan's Dreamcatcher bordered on the disastrous. The sad
thing about the British cinema was the absence of movies by Mike Leigh, Ken
Loach and Christopher Nolan in what was a pretty dire year with endless
mirthless comedies and dull thrillers. Stephen Fry's debut, Bright Young
Things, a version of Evelyn Waugh's Vile Bodies, attracted a lot of
attention but generally misfired. Thaddeus O'Sullivan's The Heart of Me,
an adaptation of another novel about the Thirties, Rosamond Lehmann's The
Echoing Grove, was better, but went largely unnoticed. The biggest British
box-office success, Richard Curtis's Love, Actually, was a
shamelessly calculating affair, slightly redeemed by the performances of
Bill Nighy and Emma Thompson. Calendar Girls was liked by some, and
The Mother was admired largely for the courageous performance of the
68-year-old Anne Reid as a widow having an affair with a much younger
man. The two real triumphs of the British cinema were both harsh,
unsentimental docu-dramas set abroad: In This World, Michael
Winterbottom's account of two Afghan teenagers making an illegal journey to
Britain from a Pakistan refugee camp, and Kevin Macdonald's mountaineering
movie Touching the Void. What we lacked were Blair-era equivalents of
Thatcher Britain pictures of the Eighties and early Nineties, pictures like
The Ploughman's Lunch and Raining Stones. The nearest thing to this, and the
year's sharpest, most imaginative film about politics and social change, was
Goodbye Lenin!, Wolfgang Becker's satire on German unification. As
always, there were too many unnecessary remakes, the worst being Jonathan
Demme's The Truth About Charlie, a disastrous reworking of Charade,
with Mark Wahlberg trying to walk in Cary Grant's old shoes. There will be
worse to come next year with Demme remaking The Manchurian Candidate (that's
like Rolf Harris repainting the Sistine Chapel), the Coen brothers's
Americanisation of The Ladykillers and Tom Hanks planning a new version of
Kurosawa's Ikuru . Fortunately there were useful re-releases that should
deter remakers, most prominently The Leopard, Sunset Boulevard,
Alien and Nicholas Ray's Bigger Than Life. On
a
more positive note, some new
directors emerged and several young ones confirmed their promise. Spike
Jonze surpassed himself with Adaptation. Lilya 4-Ever, the
third film of the Swedish director Lukas Moodysson, was a fine work marred
by sentimentality. Dylan Kidd made a striking debut with the American
independent production Roger Dodger, as did the Brazilian director
Fernando Meirelles with his devastating look at gang warfare in the slums of
Rio, City of God. After an unimpressive low-budget debut with the
curious road movie The Last Great Wilderness, the Scottish moviemaker
David Mackenzie made a quantum leap with his second film, Young Adam
, a sombre adaptation of Alexander Trocchi's bleak Clydeside thriller, in
which the ubiquitous Ewan McGregor gives his best performance to date.
Charlotte Rampling (The Swimming Pool), Cate Blanchett (Veronica
Guerin) and Max von Sydow (Intacto) gave decisive performances in
minor movies. Julianne Moore (Far From Heaven) and Jack Nicholson
(About Schmidt) were cardinal elements of first-rate movies. In two minor
movies - White Oleander and Matchstick Men - Alison Lohman emerged as
one the most gifted young American actresses of recent years. Two movie
trends of the past year are intriguingly complementary or contradictory.
One is a
fascination with confidence tricksters - the subject of a cluster of films
including Spielberg's Catch Me If You Can, Ridley Scott's
Matchstick Men, James Foley's Confidence and Ji Yang's Chinese
noir thriller Blind Shaft, where two homicidal con men shake down
corrupt coal-mining officials. The world is being manipulated by crafty
exploiters. Seemingly contrasted with this is our trust in facts.
Increasingly, documentaries, carefully edited from hours of film, are
finding sizeable cinema audiences. THE FULL LENGTH ANIMATED MOVIE
Far
surpassing the popularity of the documentary has been the success of another
genre. Its significance has been recognised recently by the introduction of
an Oscar for best full-length animated movie. Among a field of cartoon corn
there have been three tremendous movies - Finding Nemo by John
Lassiter's Pixel team in California, the quirky French animator Sylvain
Chomet's Belleville Rendezvous and the Japanese master Hayao
Miyazake's Spirited Away. This has been a poor year for world cinema.
The best Iranian picture, Crimson Gold, has been banned in its native
country, as has the best Chinese movie, Blind Shaft. Except for the
steady trickle of subtitled pictures on BBC4, television - most culpably
BBC2, Channel 4 and FilmFour - has neglected its cultural duties to foreign
films. Yet it has been an ambitious time, although the aspirations have not
always been realised. After several years' absence, Quentin Tarantino gave
us a coldly immaculate fusion of Western and Eastern styles in Kill Bill:
Volume One, first part of a cinematic diptych on which the jury will
return its verdict in February. Arriving, complete, from France, was an
arthouse product trailing praise that was not entirely justified: Lucas
Belvaux's Trilogy, about a fugitive terrorist disrupting Grenoble,
went downhill from a strong start. Two other trilogies, each multi-million
dollar productions, were completed this autumn with simultaneous premieres
around the world. The Wachowski brothers's Matrix trilogy began
sensationally but took a nosedive as intellectual pretensions and special
effects took over. All the Matrix films have in common with Peter Jackson's
Lord of the Rings trilogy is the presence of the Australian actor
Hugo Weaving. Jackson's version of Tolkien's three novels is a triumphant
work, an extraordinarily confident undertaking that grew from film to film.
Though Hollywood-financed, and drawing in artists from Europe and the US,
the movie is an astonishing achievement for New Zealand, which also produced
another, rather more modest, inspirational mythic film in Whale Rider. REVIVAL OF DYING GENRES Good news was also to be found in the revival of dying genres. Pirates of the Caribbean is the best Jolly Roger swashbuckler since The Crimson Pirate 50 years ago. Even better is Peter Weir's outstanding Master and Commander: The Other Side of the World, which brings to the screen one of Patrick O'Brian's novels of naval life during the Napoleonic Wars. It arrived late in the year alongside Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King and Anthony Minghella's Cold Mountain, true epics all, to excite us by their combination of spectacle and intelligence. They reminded us why we leave home to experience movies on the big screen with wonderfully rich sound and images that tower over us visually yet involve us intimately in their urgent action. FILM TOP 10 AND TURKEY OF THE YEAR #1 Adaptation Spike Jonze. #2 Blind Shaft Li Yang. #3 Cold Mountain Anthony Minghella. #4 Crimson Gold Jafar Panahi. #5 Far From Heaven Todd Haynes. #6 Goodbye Lenin! Wolfgang Becker. #7 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Peter Jackson. #8 Master and Commander Peter Weir. #9 Mystic River Clint Eastwood. #10 Touching the Void Kevin Macdonald. Turkey of the year: Gigli Martin Brest. COMEDY OF THE YEAR
Anyone
watching the celebration of predictable and undemanding light entertainment
that formed the bulk of the British Comedy Awards could run away with the
mistaken belief that the best Britain has to offer is Ant and Dec and
reruns of Phoenix Nights and The Office. But away from the
mainstream, this year has brought plenty of original and inventive comedy,
both from established acts and new faces, much of it on the live circuit,
but even the terrestrial channels, not often celebrated for their
willingness to take risks with new comedy, have come up with some impressive
new work.
THE MOST TALKED TV FILM PROGRAMS
But
the most talked-about TV programs (with the exception of The Office
Christmas Special) was Little Britain, a sketch show by Matt
Lucas and David Walliams which owes a massive debt to The League of
Gentlemen and had been the first real triumph for the much-ridiculed BBC3
before it transferred to BBC2 last month. The biggest live event was
Eddie Izzard's stadium tour, which arrived here last month after four
months in the US and Australia. Izzard is one of the most gifted British
stand-ups at work now and it would be unfortunate if his burgeoning film
career lured him away from the stage too often. Dylan Moran, Dave
Gorman, Al Murray and Ross Noble all went on successful
tours; Noble also enjoyed a West End run, as did Bill Bailey,
Lenny Henry and Stewart Lee and Richard Thomas's
award-winning musical comedy, Jerry Springer: The Opera. The
Edinburgh Fringe brought surprises. Last year's Perrier winner, Daniel
Kitson, one of the most impressive young stand-ups of recent years,
flummoxed his growing fan-base by taking a show that was not stand-up, but a
part-serious monologue about love, and which fiercely divided
COMEDY TOP 10 AND TURKEY OF THE YEAR
#1
Eddie Izzard Sexie, UK tour and DVD. #2 Dave Gorman's Googlewhack
Adventure Edinburgh, UK tour. #3 Look Around You BBC2 & DVD. #4
The Sunday Format R4. #5 Bill Bailey Part Troll,
Edinburgh and West End. #6 Johnny Vegas Who's Ready for Ice Cream?
DVD. #7 Demetri Martin If I, Edinburgh and Soho Theatre. #8 Jimmy
Carr's Charm Offensive Edinburgh, London. #9 Dylan Moran Monster,
UK tour, #10 Little Britain BBC3 and BBC2.
Turkey of the
year: Monty Python's Flying Circus in French,
Edinburgh.
TELEVISION FILMS OF THE YEAR
America The Beautiful…America The
Bountiful!! DOCUMENTARIES BEAT DRAMA IN THE RATING
The one-off miracle that was Martin Bashir's Living With
Michael Jackson aside, a good documentary will rarely beat a so-so drama
in the ratings, though, given the choice, I'd take a documentary any day.
Channel 4's strand Cutting Edge can still cut it (the film Bad
Behavior was terrifyingly sad but still managed to leave you feeling as
though your heart had been pumped full of helium). Meanwhile, in current
affairs, the excellent Fighting the War came
perhaps a little too hot on the heels of the real thing to engage viewers,
but was a brilliant instant rewrite of the first draft of history, while
Panorama celebrated turning 50 with a bruising, brutal look at the
outcome of 'friendly fire' that came too close to John Simpson for comfort.
Other dramas of note included Russell T. Davies's The Second Coming,
a fine piece about an ordinary Mancunian Messiah called Steve (Christopher
Eccleston) who worked in a video shop and didn't have much luck with the
ladies until he claimed to be the Son of God, which came, as it were, not a
moment too soon. But for every State of Play, Second Coming,
The Deal (Stephen Frears's exemplary slice of dramatic faction with a
couple of extraordinary performances from Michael Sheen as Blair and David
Morrissey as Brown), Second Generation (a delicious Anglo-Asian tale
of romance, betrayal, death and passion featuring the most beautiful cast of
the year) or Prime Suspect (perhaps the most completely satisfying of
2003, period), there is, unfortunately, always something that bills itself
as 'powerful', 'disturbing' or 'harrowing' and which, invariably, is simply
shorthand for another lousy bloody drama about child abuse (this year's was
called Real Men). Or something chilly and forgettable in which Amanda
Burton does her Amanda Burton thing, or something laughably butch in which
Ross Kemp does his Ross Kemp thing, or yet another Cold Feet rip-off, which,
inevitably, makes life feel infinitely shorter than it should. But even
worse than these is a pointlessly glossy piece like Cambridge Spies,
in which male students wear pullovers without holes and the bluestockings
have perfect Marcel waves and the art directors are all so terribly chuffed
with themselves. On the other hand, a drama such as This Little Life,
about the impact on his parents of the birth of a premature baby, was every
single thing Real Men aspired to be but failed.
Harrowing without being in any way exploitative, mawkish, gratuitously miserablist or plain tasteless, it was perceptive, life-enhancing and unforgettable. But for the best all-round easy-going entertainment, week in, week out, where did we turn? Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Will and Grace, Sex and the City, Friends, Scrubs, Malcolm in the Middle, The Simpsons - name your tune. For these, if not for Dubya, God Bless America.
TV Top 10
#1 Prime Suspect ITV1. #2 State of Play BBC1. #3 The Deal C4. #4 The Second Coming ITV1. #5 Second Generation C4. #6 This Little Life BBC2. #7 Wife Swap C4. #8 Canterbury Tales BBC1. #9 Honda Accord ad. #10 Curb Your Enthusiasm BBC4 Favorite Winners and Turkeys of the Year. What Peers and Critics Think?
What were the triumphs and the turkeys of the arts world this year? Those on
the scene pick their favorites and reveal their hates.
Alexei Sayle (Comedian and novelist): My cultural highlight was the
anti-war demo. As the son of communists, my teenage years gave me an
aversion to going on demonstrations. There's nothing a young man wants more
than to be seen by all the cool kids walking down the road with a load of
old loonies shouting about peace. Yet I have attended every anti-war demo
this year and felt enthusiasm and hope. Turkey: The fake one Bush
pretended to serve to the troops on Thanksgiving Day on his 11-minute visit
to Iraq. Nothing symbolizes the fraudulent, manipulative way the invasion
was promoted more than that rubber bird. Tim Firth (Writer, Calendar
Girls and the musical Our House): The Liverpool Philharmonic Children's
Concert season for their unpatronising irreverence - particularly the bloke
who played 'The Flight Of The Bumble Bee' dressed as the Grim Reaper. The
year would have been much duller without Cobblestone Runway by Ron Sexsmith,
who looks 15, sounds 50 and writes heartbreaking melodies with unfashionably
optimistic lyrics. Watching Gypsy on Broadway was an object lesson in
musical book-writing. The movie highlight was the Loach-esque street-child
assassination scene in Meirelles's City of God. Turkey: Martin Bashir.
Beware the documentary maker who starts to use the word 'I' too much.
REVIEWS OF MAJOR RELEASES OF THE YEAR DAY AFTER TOMORROW: BIG, LOUD WITH A MESSAGE TO CONSIDER. Rating: 4 stars The world hangs in the balance when global warming brings on catastrophic floods, hurricanes and earthquakes, leading perilously to the next Ice Age. A lone scientist (Dennis Quaid) tries to reverse the weather patterns while rescuing his son (Jake Gyllenhaal) from New York City where the weather will soon destroy the city. The Day After Tomorrow is a big, loud, summer action movie masquerading as a cautionary tale with social and political relevance. The film's cataclysm of climatologically chaos turns the northern hemisphere into tundra more frozen than Lambeau Field. Yet it also manages to bring people -- the right people, namely the film's stars -- and enlighten them at the right moments. High school students Sam (Jake Gyllenhaal) and Laura (Emmy Rossum) fall in love while trying to avoid freezing to death in the New York Public Library (though we know they can't possibly die, because they're too good-looking).Sam's estranged parents, Professor Jack Hall (Dennis Quaid) and Dr. Lucy Hall (Sela Ward), seem likely to reconcile, thanks to the pouring rain and driving snow. A homeless man (Glenn Plummer), with his trusty border collie in tow, teaches a rich kid from Manhattan's Upper East Side (Austin Nichols) how to keep warm using paper. And most important of all, the vice president of the United States, who just happens to resemble Dick Cheney, realizes only in the aftermath of mass destruction that, maybe he should have listened to warnings about the dangers of global warming. The familiar-looking, 50-ish president, meanwhile, doesn't say much as the situation worsens and leaves the big decisions to everyone else.(This, surprisingly, from a film being distributed by 20th Century Fox, which is owned by the Fox News Channel's conservative parent company -- your fair and balanced source for disastertainment.) Director and co-writer Roland Emmerich, who blew up the White House in Independence Day, seems to want it all here. He wants to preach environmentalism, yet pummel his audience with dizzying sight and sound. He wants to put his characters in peril, yet have them utter something witty as they're about to die. One guy who crashes through the glass ceiling of a mall jokes that he just thought he'd drop in for a little shopping. (Groan.) Yet for all its spectacular visual effects -- including tidal waves that flood Manhattan and freezing temperatures that cause British military helicopters to plummet from the sky -- the movie's most thrilling, terrifying event is one of the simplest: turbulence in an airplane as Sam and some classmates fly from Washington to New York. That's the most realistic force to fear, and the only one likely to make you feel truly anxious. Tornadoes that spin through downtown Los Angeles are actually a joke, simply because they have such remarkably good aim. They take out landmarks like the Hollywood sign and the Capitol Records building, along with a TV reporter who's breathlessly trying to tell the world what's happening around him. (Though how the twisters made it through traffic on the freeways is a mystery.) Conversely, watching New Yorkers scurry for their lives remains unsettling -- even though it's been nearly three years since Sept. 11, and even though the source of terror this time is a computer-generated storm. In the midst of all this is Sam, waiting for his father to rescue him as promised. If that means walking through blizzard conditions from Philadelphia to New York, Jack Hall will do it -- even though he's the only scientist in world who predicted all this deadly weather, and is usually the smartest guy in the room. "When this storm is over, we'll be in a new ice age," he warns several serious-faced government officials before embarking on his journey. By then, the box office will already have been heating up, and that's all that really seems to matter. CINEMA: FILM REVIEW Day after tomorrow - fact or fiction?This summer's Hollywood blockbuster movie - The Day after tomorrow - shows the Earth in the grip of a new ice age caused by climate change (also known as global warming). But do we really need to worry? We help you sort out the science from the science fiction. Although the depiction of the science is exaggerated and at times misleading the scale of the threat and the underlying politics are all too true.Is climate change happening? Yes. Over the last century temperatures rose by 0.6oC. 2003 saw a number of highly unusual weather events including: Droughts in Southern Africa , Forest fires in Siberia, Flooding in South America .The idea that climate change is harmless and will just mean nicer weather is dangerously wrong. What else? Temperatures are predicted to rise by between 1.4 and 5.8oC during this century. This might not seem very much but... A warming of just 2 to 3oC would put: 3 billion people at risk of water shortages, 300 million extra exposed to malaria, 100 million more at risk from coastal flooding. Could it happen overnight? The climate could change dramatically over 10-20 years. It would be extremely difficult for us and the natural world to adjust. The film uses one possible scenario for abrupt climate change - changes to Atlantic Ocean currents creating a cooling effect on Northern Europe. But it's very difficult to say how likely this scenario is as there simply isn't enough data. Can we stop climate change? Only if we all - Governments, organizations and individuals - take real action to combat it. Some, like the current US administration, still need a wake up call. Others are rising to the challenge.BETWEEN FICTION, NONFICTION AND POLITICS The world's going to hell in a hand basket. Tornadoes in Los Angeles. The ice age in Manhattan. Earthquakes, tidal waves, unbelievable gridlock. The cause of all this consternation, Dennis Quaid's professor character in the film tells us, is global warming. The movie was said to be inspired by the cataclysmic tome The Coming Global Superstorm. Murdoch presumably is hoping the special effects, if not the topic, will fatten the Fox bottom line. Gore definitely is hoping the topic, if not the end-of-the-world imagery, will make audiences think about the environmental bottom line. "I do want to take advantage of the opportunity presented by the movie...to talk about what the real issues are," Gore told reporters in a telephone press conference last week. To that end, Gore has teamed with the activist group, MoveOn.org, to publicize an education campaign on global warming and the greenhouse effect timed to the release of The Day After Tomorrow. MoveOn.org volunteers are being encouraged to buy tickets to the film's Memorial Day opening weekend, and hand out informational flyers to other moviegoers. The flyers, MoveOn.org executive director Peter Schurman told reporters, "will answer questions people will have" after seeing the film. (Make that, questions about global warming. It's unlikely the organization knows what Day After costar Jake Gyllenhaal 's intentions are toward Kirsten Dunst.) Schurman said Fox has been notified of its plans, and its representatives invited to a May 24 so-called town hall rally in New York City featuring Gore and environmentalist Bobby Kennedy Jr. Fox, for its part, has agreed to screen the film for Gore and a small group of others before the film's gala premiere, also scheduled for May 24 in New York City. Outside of that lone coordinated effort, the two sides will go their own ways. Fox will push Day After as a big-budget summer flick from the director of Independence Day (with a nod to the environment through its partnership with Future Forests, a London-based company that shows businesses how to minimize their carbon-dioxide emissions); Gore's camp will push Day After as an important, if exaggerated, cautionary tale. We think it's wonderful for the movie," Fox spokeswoman Florence Grace says of the MoveOn.org campaign. "The issues addressed [make the film] all the more topical, all the more interesting. We think it's great." Certainly mountains of op-ed articles and months of pre-release protest only served to fuel box-office receipts for Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ ($368.9 million and counting through last weekend). No one thinks Gore and MoveOn.org are going to supply a Passion-like bump for Day After, but Mitch Litvak, president of the entertainment marketing firm The L.A. Office, says the free publicity, even in the form of an environmental lecture, can't hurt. "[Among] younger moviegoers there's such a strong interest in seeing the film based on the early advance trailer, adults may not think it's right for them," said Litvak. "What MoveOn does is make it relevant to them." "It's kind of like the Good Housekeeping seal of approval." Fox'll take it, politics be damned. Says Dergarabedian: "Any extra butt you can put in a movie seat is an extra 10 bucks in the pocket of the studio and the theater."
SHREK2: Originality and Delightful Animation Sequences. Rating:
Three and a half stars out of four.
Whatever was wrong with Shrek -- and there were
more weaknesses than its beloved status would suggest -- has been eradicated
or improved upon with Shrek 2, a rare example of a sequel that's better than
the original. The computer-generated animation, which dazzled the first time
in 2001, looks even better. The backgrounds and landscapes are even more
lush and detailed, from the realistic drops of water during a thunderstorm
to the contours left in the snow after a horse-drawn carriage has rumbled
through. The characters' movements are smoother, not as herky-jerky --
especially those of Princess Fiona (voiced by Cameron Diaz) -- all of which
contributes to the sensation of watching something truly filmic, not
digitally manufactured. But the most important change of all, and the most
fundamental, is in the screenplay. While the Shrek script consisted of
little more than a litany of pop culture references, many of which already
felt stale, Shrek 2 has a strong story line, with more fully developed
characters. The in-jokes that do exist here seem relevant, including a
clever little reference to Justin Timberlake, Diaz's real-life beau. A
send-up of COPS -- called KNIGHTS, in keeping with the fairy-tale theme --
is a fast-paced, dead-on riot. Other pop culture references -- to movie
musicals, Beverly Hills cliches and old Hollywood -- seem classic and more
likely to withstand the test of time, unlike those in the first Shrek, which
included tired takeoffs on The Matrix and the Macarena. These, of course,
are intended to entertain the adults in the audience -- and they'll succeed
-- but there's plenty to keep the kids happy, too. Shrek 2, like the first,
is bright, light and colorful, with a non-stop energy that's infectious.
Several strong supporting characters and actors have been added to the
already-solid lineup of returning vocal talent, led by Mike Myers as the
lovable ogre, Shrek, Eddie Murphy as his perpetually perky sidekick, Donkey,
and Diaz. Picking up right where the original left off, Shrek 2 begins with
the newly married ogre couple returning from their honeymoon and receiving
an invitation to visit Princess Fiona's parents, King Harold (John Cleese)
and Queen Lillian (Julie Andrews), who rule over the kingdom of Far, Far
Away. Donkey tags along. Upon first meeting the boorish Shrek, the in-laws
don't exactly approve. While the queen eventually tries to be conciliatory,
the king and Shrek get into a passive-aggressive shouting match over dinner
in which they tear apart all the food on the table (and each other, almost).
Meanwhile, Fiona's fairy godmother (voiced decadently by Jennifer Saunders
from Absolutely Fabulous) is astonished to learn that the princess has been
married. Her son, the self-obsessed, blond-tressed Prince Charming (Rupert
Everett), was supposed to have rescued Fiona from the tower and lived
happily ever after with her -- but he got there too late. This brings us to
the most fantastic addition of all to the Shrek series: Puss-in-Boots, a
tabby cat decked out in tiny Zorro duds and voiced by Antonio Banderas, in a
nod to his starring role in The Mask of Zorro in 1998. Puss-in-Boots is sent
to take out Shrek, which would make way for a fairy-tale ending for Fiona
and Prince Charming. Instead, the kitty ends up warming to the big green guy
and fighting on his side, even after Shrek has undergone a medieval version
of Extreme Makeover, thinking that's what Fiona really wants in a husband.
The character alternates with catlike agility between sword-fighting bravado
and saucer-eyed vulnerability, and Banderas plays him with a sexual
ambiguity that adds a hilariously subversive layer of humor to the film. You
could easily imagine him slashing and purring his way to his own movie. The
moral of the story -- that love conquers all, despite appearances -- is the
same as the first movie. Even that element is conveyed with a lighter touch
this time, something that seems unlikely in a film with three directors and
about a half-dozen screenwriters. KILL BILL: Vol. 2 less cartoonish: More emotional
resonance than first half. Rating: 3stars out of five If Kill Bill: Vol. 1 was
like a roundhouse kick to the head, Kill Bill: Vol. 2 is practically a
warm hug. Oh, there's still plenty of violence in the second half of
Quentin Tarantino's samurai-kung fu-spaghetti western-blaxploitation
megamix. A knock-down, drag-out cat fight in which Uma Thurman and Daryl
Hannah destroy a trailer (and each other) with amazonian fury is a prime
example. There just isn't the kind of cartoonish blood and gore that
saturated the first film, which came out last fall. Vol. 2 ends on a note
that could almost be described as heartwarming, with Thurman's character
-- a vengeful assassin known as The Bride -- finding happiness in a
traditional way. Is Tarantino going soft? Hardly. Vol. 2 is every bit as
thrilling as the first, but it also features more of the stylized,
rhythmic dialogue that has become the writer-director's trademark through
films like Pulp Fiction. This gives the second film an emotional resonance
that the first lacked, and it brings the enormity of the whole project
into perspective. I'd still like to see both parts shown together in a
theatre; cinematographer Robert Richardson shot Kill Bill so
breathtakingly and in so many varied styles, it seems that watching the
film in its entirety at home on DVD wouldn't do it justice. Tarantino has
said he released Vol. 2 several months after Vol. 1 because it would have
been too much of a sensory overload for audiences to sit through the whole
thing at once. I was among the many critics who decried Miramax's decision
to divide the film as "a marketing ploy to get filmgoers to pay twice."
I'd be curious now, though, to experience both halves melded together. The
cliffhanger ending of Vol. 1 revealed that the baby taken from The Bride
while she was in a coma is still alive. In Vol. 2, she sets out to get
revenge on the rest of her former comrades in the Deadly Viper
Assassination Squad who tried to kill her on her wedding day. There's Budd
(Michael Madsen), the sleazy brother of her former lover and boss, Bill.
There's the eyepatch-wearing Elle Driver (Hannah), who has become the top
killer in The Bride's absence. And, of course, there's Bill himself --
represented only in rich, baritone voiceovers in Vol. 1 but now a main
character played by David Carradine. And what a fabulous casting choice
Carradine is to play the charming, dangerous Bill; he's one of Tarantino's
idols from his television role in Kung Fu, but he also has such gravitas
about him, such a look of experience on his weathered face, he's truly
magnetic. Despite the twisted nature of the relationship between Bill and
The Bride, their scenes together are surprisingly moving. They also buzz
with tension because we know from the title alone what she plans to do to
him. In flashbacks, we see another of Tarantino's idols, Chinese film
veteran Gordon Liu, challenging The Bride as her martial arts instructor.
Their scenes together have a campy authenticity, with the camera zooming
in quickly on his face to catch the twitch in his white eyebrows as he
barks out orders and insults. "Your anger amuses me," he tells The Bride
in subtitles. "Do you think you are my match?" But the training also
showcases Thurman's intensity and athleticism. Some critics said her
character wasn't developed enough in part 1; she is here, and while she's
an intimidating spectacle to behold, she also gets to show a softer side.
And that's a deadly combination.
TOM RAIDER
Lara Croft is back. The character, played again by Angelina
Jolie and based on the Tomb Raider video game, hits the big screen on July
25 in "Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life."
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Moreover,
I don't think there's any record of an earthquake in 330 or the following
years. There was one in 373 B.C., which produced a tsunami that destroyed
the Greek city of Helike, near Corinth, and another earthquake must have
been responsible for the tsunami that devastated Tryphon of Apamaea's army
as it marched along the Syrian coast near the city of Ptolemais in the
second century B.C. But not in 330. Meanwhile, in China, the gang of looters
is busily plundering a Buddhist cave filled with terra-cotta warriors. Well,
the Buddha lived ca. 563-483 B.C., and the emperor Shihuangdi, whose
warriors were copied for the film, ruled from 221 to 210 B.C. But the
problem--aside from what such statues would be doing in a Buddhist cave in
the first place--is that the religion didn't spread to China until the first
century A.D. Ooops!
Abuse of the key led to the
destruction of the city, located in Iceland but looking like a
Khmer-Mesoamerican hybrid. To prevent its future misuse, the key was broken
in half and hidden. The Illuminati are apparently heirs of the original bad
guys from 5,000 years ago, and if they get their paws on the key we're all
in big trouble.
I think you can trace it through the Indiana Jones films and
Jewel of the Nile, plus a dose of the Clint Eastwood character "Dirty
Harry" with his penchant for using large guns to shoot things, to old
smash-and-grab archaeology-adventure writing geared toward adolescent boys,
like H. Rider Haggard's King Solomon's Mines. Lara Croft owes a bit
to James Bond and to Emma Peel from the old Avengers television
series, with maybe a hint of Edgar Rice Burroughs' Tarzan for the
British nobility touch, the ape-man actually being Lord Greystoke.
Supporting Lara Croft in the film are two stock characters, her butler (see
Bunter from the Lord Peter Wimsey mystery novels and Jeeves from P.G.
Wodehouse's Bertie Wooster stories) and a bumbling computer-geek inventor
(see Q from the James Bond movies and Jerry Lewis in The Nutty Professor).
For the film we also have the similarly stock ancient advanced people who
fell into evil, bringing down their civilization (see Atlantis). THE WORST AND GROSSEST FILMS OF THE YEAR GIGLI: WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR, PAR EXCELLENCE!
Gigli is so
carelessly made and performed that it is much like that can of cranberry
sauce. Recently, I heard a great story that is probably untrue. Jennifer
Lopez was in Vancouver at a yuppie grocer shopping for ingredients to make
her man, Ben Affleck, a turkey dinner. Faced with the difficult decision of
which kind of cranberry sauce to buy, chunky or smooth, she inquired of the
clerk: "Which is sexier?" Though factually suspect (turkey in July?), it's a
delicious image: The private Jennifer Lopez has so internalized the public
image of sizzlin' hot J.Lo that even cranberry sauce is forced to play a
part in the ongoing rock video now substituting for her actual life.
In the beginning, circa Selena, Jennifer Lopez stepped into
public life like a serious person, a woman defiant in the face of
conventional beauty standards, proud of her Latino heritage and her butt.
Now her ass is just another jar of cranberry sauce greasing the wheels of
the J.Lo Machine. In other words, does all that ass serve the plot or flesh
out Lopez's character? Nu-uh. We learn nothing about this woman called Ricki
except that she has terrible diction -- "brew-uhl," instead of "brut-al."
Lopez once played a convincing toughie in Out of Sight, where her ass was a
magnificent prop because it was withheld; a mere glimpse sent stronger men
than George Clooney a-swooning. But Jennifer is not about withholding;
recently, these two publicity sluts let millions of people watch them
cooking on Dateline NBC. Suddenly one recalls with fondness how Sean Penn
used to lash out at photographers to protect his relationship; at least he
and Madonna sold the illusion that there was something to protect, not just
something to promote. Al Pacino, as a preening godfather, is typically over-expressed, but at least he follows the basic principle that a character must be invested with a personality -- even a new voice, and mannerisms! -- distinct from the one the actor uses on Letterman. All of these complaints -- the flat comedy, the mediocre acting by big stars, another incomprehensible gangster plot -- could be levied against any number of movies; it seems unfair to single out Ben and Jen just because they're popular. But, due to two subplots, Gigli is odious even without their presence. First, the lesbian cure. Affleck already converted one luscious Sappho in Chasing Amy, a much livelier look at fence jumping; Gigli is all the more casually offensive in comparison. It is not actually an ontological truth that all lesbians would cease their gay ways if Ben Affleck came knocking. Gigli is mean to his mother (Lainie Kazan), dresses in tracksuits and lives in a home without books. Who wouldn't renounce their sexual orientation for this prize package, especially when the only other lesbian present -- Ricki's ex -- is a raging, suicidal maniac? Second, the Noble Handicapped Savior subplot. The final line of Seabiscuit rang through my head as soon as twitchy young Brian entered stage left: "Some people think we saved him -- but in a way, he saved us." Such is the destiny of Brian and all young actors who suffer the same unidentified illness that befell Leonardo DiCaprio in What's Eating Gilbert Grape? The kid is ritually humiliated for our amusement -- forced to rap Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back -- and exists solely to make J.Lo and Affleck appear selfless, a Herculean task not so different from the audience's. We are all in service to the celebrities we create. We are all cranberry sauce. "WEDDING" IS THE GROSSEST OF THEM ALL! The third American Pie movie delivers what |